Personal hygiene? Who needs it? You could be doing something way more fun - like sitting on the couch and binge-watching your favourite TV show. Why waste your time showering, brushing your teeth, and washing your hands when you could be relaxing and having fun instead? Who Cares It's not like personal hygiene has any real benefits, right? Who cares if you smell like a dumpster in August or have breath that could knock out an elephant? Your friends and family will surely appreciate your unique aroma, and your coworkers will just have to deal with it. And speaking of coworkers, why bother wearing deodorant or perfume? Let them smell the real you! Your musk is a natural scent that should be shared with the world. And don't even think about washing your clothes - who has time for that? Deal With It Sure, people may give you funny looks or avoid sitting next to you, but that's just because they don't appreciate your individuality. ...
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